November 19, 2010

Lick it like a Pussy Lolly!

This is supposed to help all the knights in training out there. It looks eerily odd to me, like one of those fake ears you get on Halloween. The worst part about the Pussy Lolly (As if the look alone was not enough) is that they really thought it was necessary to have pierced and menstruating lolly's as well (Yes I said menstruating, as in clown face). Are the menstruating lolly's like fruit gushers where, when you bite into them juicy red goodness squirts out, because that would only complete the horrific picture.

There are plenty of these types of novelty items out for bachelor/bachelorette parties but most of them clearly look like candy lollipops shaped like penis', boobs, etc. This one doesn't even look like candy and it is plum flavored. I am going to have to pass on this one and categorize it under WTF!

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