October 22, 2010

Protect Your Breasts!

In this age, having chest wrinkles can really set you back. I don't know about you, but take one good look at a city pool or water park and you will see that these Grandma's are seriously stacked. In order to keep little Billy's hard on erect, Esther is going to need something at night to keep those bad boys perky.
Lucky for Esther, they have the Intimia and the Kush to help her out. Either one of these two products will help support the breasts while you are sleeping so you don't wake up with those awful chest wrinkles. The Kush is more designed for side sleepers whereas the Intimia will support any sleeper, thus giving it an advantage between the two. Both are marketed towards the aging population, along with pregnant and tender breasted women. 

Another separator between the two is price. The Intimia will run you $59.95 while the Kush only costs $19.95. Never discount the hilariousness of made for TV products. I'll leave you with the ad for the Kush:

1 comment:

  1. LOL. I've seen "sleep bras" and I would totally get one if I ever got implants. That's a big investment that I'd want to protect! ;-)