October 19, 2010

Pocket Porn

There’s nothing worse than a girlfriend finding your treasure chest of porn and consequently discovering your hidden fetish. Even if you throw away the boxes, the graphic x-rated images on the DVDs and Blu-Ray covers make it hard to argue that what appears to be a porn entitled, Filthy Filipino Freaks, is actually a touching documentary exposing the underground trade of trafficking Asian circus freaks. The move to selling porn on a compact, nondescript flash drive eliminates this potential problem and opens up a new realm of possibilities for adult content.

The people over at Flesh Drive have teamed up with a few Adult film production studios to provide you with portable porn. With titles like Squirting Young Sluts, It's a Mommy Thing, and Flower's Squirt Showers, I don't know how you could pass this up. This definitely puts a whole new meaning to "plug n' play".

The flesh drives are portable USB's that come is a variety of sizes and types, giving you hours of "entertainment". You choose your "genre" and they will fill your FleshDrive with quality content geared towards your likes. The 4gb run's about $40, the 8gb around $70, and the 16gb is about $120.

Since we live in such an environment-friendly age now, the makers would also like you to know that the FleshDrive is eco-friendly so you don't have to bother Mother Nature by using DVD's anymore.

Now the only thing you have to worry about is your wife grabbing the wrong flash drive for her business presentation and showing up for work with Gorgeous Teen Pussy inadvertently making her whole office aware of her husband's secret desires.

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