October 19, 2010

Carve This!



Now that you are old enough to rebel and wear the least amount of clothing possible resembling your favorite character, endless amounts of fishnet stockings and body glitter just are not enough. You need an equally raunchy pumpkin to go with your raunchy costume so try Pornkins, a pumpkin carving kit which includes 10 stencils of some of your favorite sexual positions. My favorite is the one above which I call The Window to Your Soul. In case leaving your porch light off isn't enough to deter trick-or-treaters, try the glowing powers of the anus.

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