October 15, 2010

Barry the Beaver: Dildo Art?

For my inaugural post I present you with "Barry the Beaver" and all his glory. Barry is classified as "dildo art" which i find interesting. He is shaped like a dildo, vibrates like a dildo, yet is considered a novelty that is kept on a shelf, which i personally find shameful to the dildo name. I suppose that is why he is only 5.25" in length, making sure ravenous women weren't defiling poor little Barry by shoving him up their beaver craving twats or possibly replacing the gerbils place.....I won't go there. I guess Jeremy wanted to take it even further by creating a limited edition Black Beaver which is still the same length might I add. I guess he didn't know about the myth or maybe since he is creating dildo art he has some experience in this field. Only thing cuter would be if it came with a matching Barry key chain so you could show Barry off to all your friends as well.

4 comments:

  1. Personally, I'm glad that they are both the same size. Being a white male, the fewer ladies that hear of the "myth" the better! :)

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  2. Wikipedia says art is "the product or process of deliberately arranging symbolic elements in a way that influences and affects the senses, emotions, and/or intellect." I say Barry (bury?) qualifies on all counts! I'm not sure you'd really need the keychain, though. The tail and trunk protruding through the undies would be a dead giveaway.

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  3. Anyone know where I can buy Barry the Beaver?

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  4. Looks like you can still get it here:

    http://www.umbrellamarket.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=294

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